ADIOS TO TEJASITO
I spent the night with Houston once
But I bet that she forgot
Cause Houston seems to think
That youre important or youre not
So I dont give a damn for Houston
Or her Jr. High School prom dance state of mind
Wrap me up in Austin
You can kiss her mouth without kissing her behind
I dropped a quarter once in Dallas
It went rolling down the bluff
They arrested me for littering
They said I didnt drop enough
Theyve got the cleanest cells in Texas
Even their jailbirdsve got no soul
Wrap me up in Austin
Where at least when Im locked up I feel at home
Theres nothing all that bad
That I could say about San Antone
Except for all its bark
There aint much dog meat on that bone
I mean its nice enough to visit
Its nice enough to get back in your car
Wrap me up in Austin
Ill remember Davy Crockett from afar
Theres snakes out in the desert
Theres fireants in dirt
Theres oilmen in Lubbock
And theres bankers in Fort Worth
Now Im scared to leave South Congress
They might kill me, or worse,
They might think that Im with them
Wrap me up in Austin
Where a bum can wear his panties like a man
They say that its gods country
Then they fill their cups with spit
Well maybe god felt sorry
For the Baptists and the hicks
I dont give a damn for Texas
And I expect that she dont give a damn for me
So wrap me up in Austin
And adios to Tejasito, wed secede
Copyright 2007. Words and music by Danny Schmidt